Hello dear, shut your eyes,
I have for you a surprise.
Keep them shut forevermore,
Till you hear me close the door.
Walk with me along the path,
Keeping close, and not too fast.
Now we reach our shared harbour,
Come inside now, feel the floor.
You will see that I'm no thrift,
Open now, and take your gift.
You deserve but nothing less,
Than a life of idleness.
Quiet now, and do not scream,
Now you'll fit in to my dream.
Goodbye love, enjoy your stay,
There will soon be hell to pay.